RNC Selling Hillary Clinton Server Wipers

It's only $5...

via GOP.com

RNC: Secret Server Wiper

Do you have a secret server you need to wipe clean? Having trouble clearing out those pesky Top Secret emails? Well Hillary's got just the thing: the Secret Server Wiper.

Don't worry about all that "digital" nonsense. Wipe away your worries with this advanced, state-of-the-art "cloth"...."or something"...

WARNING: May Not Fool the FBI